i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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