it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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