I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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