I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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