I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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