so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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