She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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