you guys were way drunker than both of me
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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