Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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