I think I died a long time ago.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Panties = found
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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