Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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