There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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