the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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