so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
