Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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