What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Mom said you looked used
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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