So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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