i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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