whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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