There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize