i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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