marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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