A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
