All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I have tasted many bathrooms
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