I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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