Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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