did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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