your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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