He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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