Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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