That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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