it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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