I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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