I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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