I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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