it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
tell me about the eggs
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