you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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