Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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