Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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