Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
nutella sex= disaster
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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