So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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