Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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