i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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