1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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