No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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