Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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