Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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