Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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