so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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