so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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