Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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