Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
3pm strippers are depressing
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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