their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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