Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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